How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again.
Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
Does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me
[lawyer voice] the prosecution makes a compelling argument, but have you considered this *puts middle finger up*
how are people turned off by tattoos they are so fucking hot
I don’t think religion and religious texts are to always blame, I think that sometimes people’s interpretation of it is
I urge you to please notice when you are happy.